IM DEAD AS HELL
IM DEAD AS HELL
what the fuck is going on
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Thank you to Robin Williams for everything you brought to this world, everything you contributed. Thank you for making us laugh and cry, for bringing us to different worlds and for letting us meet a different side of you again and again.
I’m so sorry we couldn’t help you like you helped us.
I miss the beach.
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
Two more hours of editing and I’m three chapters from finishing the third draft of my novel! :D I’m extremely excited, because I told myself I’d start looking at publishers after the third draft was done. That, and the build-up in the last chapters has been intense, so I’m anxious for the finale!
Now that’s what I call justice
i sincerely hope that people dont think these are made by actual sjw’s
more like ‘trolls’ and 4channers. ive seen most of these before and have gone to their blogs and i can assure you these are not sincere
Tumblr is becoming SO annoying.
So, they’re legit sjw’s. Not trolls or 4channers. People really do think these things and think they’re the good guys. Said it before and I’ll say it again. With every movement, even good ones you’ll always have the dark/stupid side of things. Just… embrace it and help guide them. =)
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
OH MY GOD THIS CARD